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22AugAugust 22, 2017

Weeds: The Archive

Our final TV show archive! Thanks for putting up with me as I archive all these old posts. The upside is that I didn’t take the summer off like I usually do.

By Matt BirdWeeds0 Comments

19NovNovember 19, 2015

Storyteller’s Rulebook: Great TV Heroes Should Be Self-Aware, But Not as Much as They Think They Are

What do Sam Malone, Don Draper and Nancy Botwin have in common? They’re all a little wiser and more jaundiced than the broadly-sketched people around them, but none of them is as wise as they imagine themselves to be.

“Cheers”, “Mad Men” and “Weeds” are all set in worlds that are, in different ways, boorish and crude, and we don’t want to step into these worlds unless we can be sure that the character we care about the most has at least a little more perspective and self-awareness than everybody else there.

And yet, once our heroes have allowed us to hold our nose a little bit and led us into these worlds, we want to then take a step back without the hero. We want to say: “Yes, you’re the wisest one of the bunch, but you’re in it too, buddy.” We don’t want our hero to be pure or all-wise, just a little cleaner and/or wiser than everybody else.

Let’s look at our other TV shows to see how this plays out:

I would say that this rule also applies more or less to the heroes of “Breaking Bad”, “Community”, “How I Met Your Mother”, “Scandal” and “The Sopranos”.
On “Modern Family”, it applies to the wiser half of each couple: Jay, Claire, and Mitchell (in other words, the actual Pritchetts, not the in-laws)
The exceptions are “CSI” and “24”. Grissom and Bauer are certainly smarter than their contemporaries, but the audience never gets to feel smarter than the heroes. For good or ill, they’re less given to folly than our other heroes. Even when Bauer shows massive moral failings, the audience never feels like we’re being invited to look down on those failings, which can make the show unpleasant to watch. We wish we were given more of a license to judge Jack.

So how do you create a space for the audience that’s slightly outside the world of the show? How do you tighten up that identification, then loosen it a little bit, allowing the audience to take a few steps back when they want to?

Seriously, I asking! I just stumbled upon this rule. If I re-examine these pilots, could I identify a “take a step back from the hero” moment in each one? How do you craft those moments?

Thinking about it now, I guess there’s a moment in each of these pilots, shortly after the hero’s first scene, where we first see the hero lie to himself or herself in a somewhat pitiful way. That’s the moment we’re allowed to step back and say, “Oh, okay, I’m looking down on this world with this hero, but I’m also being invited to take another step back and look down on the hero, too, when I want to. Cool.”

Maybe that moment should be a checklist item? Let’s think about it!

By Matt BirdCharacter, Create a TV Show, Storyteller's Rulebook, Weeds1 Comment

18NovNovember 18, 2015

Storyteller’s Rulebook: Know and Show the Bad Reasons

What is empathy? What are its uses? Can it ever lead one astray? In light of the recent headlines, these have become pressing questions.

If there’s one thing I hate in stories that include kids, it’s the inevitable “bully scene”, featuring random sadism that comes out of nowhere. When we write about kids, it’s good to remember how things felt when we were kids, and recreate those feelings, but it’s also essential to look back on what happened with our wise adult eyes, and paint a more perceptive portrait than we would have painted then.

As a child, when you get bullied, it always feels as if some sadist has randomly selected you to abuse for no reason whatsoever. And to a certain extent, that’s correct: There is no good reason to bully a child, but there usually is a bad reason. So this begs the question: should we bother to find out what that bad reason is? There are lots of reasons to say no:

It’s hard to separate a bad reason from a justification. If you want to avoid justifying the bad acts, maybe it’s better to never learn the bad reason at all.
If you establish empathy, you might become too soft-hearted towards the bully, and leave yourself open to more bad acts.
By asking the question, you shift the conversation from the bully’s actions to your own. You’re inevitably going to kick yourself once you find out how you triggered it, even if that trigger was totally innocuous.

So rejecting empathy may sometimes be for the best if you’re the victim, or perhaps even the person in charge, or just an angry witness. But it’s not good enough if you’re a writer. A writer must know and show the bad reason. Evil characters do not need your sympathy, but you must show their logic.

The “Weeds” pilot shows a very believable bullying situation. Ten year old Shane’s father died of a heart attack while they were jogging together, but he’s adjusting okay, although his behavior is slightly odd. In the scene in question, he’s idly dawdling on a soccer field, only to get inadvertently trampled by his own teammates as they scramble for the ball. On the ground, he sees that he’s bleeding, and he licks the blood off his knee, causing his teammates to scream in disgust.

Soon he’s happy to be back on the sidelines, drinking fruit-punch which has stained his whole upper lip, when the star player / coach’s son is told he must sit out for a while and ice his knee. Shane offers advice on icing the knee, but the player responds with a barrage of ridicule and insulting nicknames: about Shane’s fruit-juice covered face, about licking the blood, and about sitting out when the team needs him. Shane rolls his eyes and responds with sarcasm. Frustrated at his failure to get a reaction, the player escalates to “orphan boy”. Shane throws a bottle at the player, who then chases him looking to beat him up.

To Shane, of course, this feels totally random and sadistic, but although it is unjustifiable, it’s far from random. Kohan expertly constructs a complex chain of events that culminates in the bullying. There’s no good reason, but there are bad reasons: Shane’s odd behavior, his sarcasm, and the fact that he’s a detriment to the team but doesn’t care (After all, the bully probably feels that he must lead the team to victory to please his dad).

And yes, Shane does indeed need to examine and fix his triggering behavior, even if the response to those triggers is extreme, irrational, and sadistic.

Jenji Kohan is an expert on the subject of human nature. Her later (and greater) show “Orange is the New Black” will take this to the next step: The offenses on the outside are real, and must be wrestled with, even while acknowledging that the punishment on the inside is cruel, unusual, and not helping anyone. You must acknowledge that you triggered this sadistic treatment, without ever coming to feel that you deserve the sadism. It’s a tricky line to walk.

By Matt BirdCharacter, Create a TV Show, Storyteller's Rulebook, Weeds0 Comments

15NovNovember 15, 2015

Storyteller’s Rulebook: Strong Metaphors Aren’t 1 to 1

The title of the “Weeds” pilot isn’t “A Perfect Little Town”, or “Dealer’s Choice” or “Let’s Misbehave”, which are the sorts of titles you might expect.

Yes, the concept of the show is that a soccer mom is dealing pot, but Kohan knows that her premise isn’t really that edgy or shocking, and so she resists the impulse to just let the pilot be, “Oh my god, guys, a mom is selling pot! Aren’t you shocked??” Instead, she’s going to tell us a complex emotional story to which the pot is only tangential. Not only is this a center-cut pilot in terms of not showing the origin of its premise, it’s also center-cut in the sense that it already has more nuanced things to think about.

So what is the title? “You Can’t Miss the Bear.” What does that mean? Well, lots of things. Nancy’s sons, especially the younger one Shane, are obsessed with a cable bear-hunting show in which the hosts inevitably end up missing and running away, screaming that phrase. This pays off at the end when Shane leaps down from a tree and assaults his bullies with some strange liquid in a squirt-rifle, chanting that phrase.

But there’s also a bear in Silas’s storyline. He and Celia’s daughter Quinn want to have sex in Nancy’s house, because Celia is trying to spy on them with a nanny-cam inside a stuffed bear. In the end, Celia checks the bear’s video only to find that Quinn has used it to show her her husband having sex with a tennis instructor.

And then, of course, there’s the notion of a protective bear mama and her cubs. And the fact that bears are the wild animals that most commonly roam into suburban back yards. And there’s our looming fear that, some day, as with any illegal cash business, someone will probably come after Nancy with a gun.

Strong metaphors are never exactly one-to-one. They roll and flow. It’s important to control this, so that they don’t totally flip around to accidentally reverse the original point, but it’s equally important that they remain complex, and never a simple A=X equation.

So whats the unifying thread here? Why is Kohan using all this bear imagery, and why does she pointedly call attention to it in the title? What is she trying to say? Well, a lot, and a little. She’s letting us know, first and foremost, that this will be a show about what things mean to the characters, rather than what things happen to the characters. And she’s also letting us know that she’ll try to keep her thumb off the scales. She’d rather give us questions than answers. That’s what makes this a cable sitcom, rather than network.

By Matt BirdCreate a TV Show, Storyteller's Rulebook, Theme, Weeds0 Comments

12NovNovember 12, 2015

Rulebook Casefile: Potential Energy in the “Weeds” Pilot

How did “Weeds” convince a well-regarded stage-and-screen-star to commit to an eight-year gig? It offered her a role that was too good to pass up. So what sort of role attracts a star? One that’s full of secrets.

If the basic facts of the hero’s life are a secret to everyone the hero cares about, then the role becomes very interesting to play. Every line becomes pregnant with subtext and every scene becomes alive with danger.

It also helps that Nancy is facing an even higher degree of difficulty because she really doesn’t like to lie. This gives Parker even more to play, because she’s not just trying to fool her loved ones, she’s trying to do so in a somewhat ethical way, which makes her jump through even more painful verbal hoops. Actors love verbal hoops.

It also guarantees something else we’ve discussed before: a lot of potential energy. So many pressing questions are presented by this pilot:

When will Shane find out?
When will Silas find out?
When will Celia find out?
When will the cops find out?
When will she get arrested, at which point everybody finds out?
When will somebody that knows her secret betray her, for personal or legal reasons?
What will happen if she needs to protect her turf?
Will she get together with Conrad?

In terms of longevity, one advantage that this show had over “Breaking Bad” is that selling pot is reckless but not unforgivable. Each of the above switches could flip without bringing this story to a permanent halt, whereas Walt’s whole world was destined to end as soon as the authorities or his community found out. “Weeds”, on the other hand, had potential energy that could actually pay off on a regular basis and create a lot of drama along the way, instead of just looming over Nancy’s head like a sword of Damocles.

As I mentioned before, if Jessica Biel is starring in your movie, then you wrote it wrong. If you’re writing for a dramatic medium, then give your actors a lot of delicious ironies to play, secrets to keep, and verbal hoops to jump through. Lo and behold, you’ll attract the sort of talent you need.

By Matt BirdCreate a TV Show, Rulebook Casefile, Weeds2 Comments

10NovNovember 10, 2015

Straying from the Party Line: The Lack of a POV Character in Weeds (and Why Satire Must be Center-Cut)

One distinction we’ve made is between shows where the hero is also our POV character, and those in which they’re different characters. Another distinction we’ve made is between premise-pilots (the ongoing situation is established for the first time) vs “center-cut” pilots (the situation is already ongoing and the pilot is a fairly typical episode).

Premise pilots have less need for a separate POV character, because we can get up to speed as the hero gets up to speed (think of “Buffy”), but in center-cut pilots, the hero already knows what he or she is doing, so a natural way for the audience to figure out what’s going on is to have a separate character who is getting to know the hero’s world for the first time (Holly in “CSI”, Peggy in “Mad Men”)

We looked at one previous show that was center-cut without a POV character, “24”. That show used a variety of tricks: it cut back and forth between two worlds, giving us each one’s perspective on the other, and when that failed they simply gave us information with on-screen titles.

“Weeds” is another center-cut pilot without a POV character, but it pulls this off in a more traditional way: it gradually sprinkles in the establishing information we need to know.

The gossipy PTA moms whisper to each other about Nancy’s basic situation: young widow with a perfect-looking life but lots of money problems.
Nancy excuses herself from her dealers, and only reluctant reveals that she has to go take her son to grief counseling. After she leaves, this causes one of the dealers to reveal to the others the circumstances of the dad’s death.
As Nancy goes to her car, she mentions to Conrad how she made her connection to them. (and she does so in a way that offends him, giving us enough conflict to distract from the fact that this was “as you know” information)
Both Doug and Josh casually mention details of Nancy’s dealing set-up.

This sort of casual mentioning of all the necessary facts is very hard to pull off. I think that most writers (not just TV) begin projects intending to catch the audience up on the fly, only to quickly realize that the casual fact-dropping just sounds too fake, at which point they add either a POV character or some kind of framing element (voiceover, or intercutting with therapy or interrogation, for example)

But Kohan writes fantastic free-form dialogue, so she’s able to stick with it and for the most part makes it work. Some of the information is not dropped as casually as it should be, or contains a little more information than the character would actually include in this situation, but we give it some leeway.

After all, what were Kohan’s other options?

Obviously, Nancy can’t let a POV character into her illicit world.
It could have been a premise pilot, but that would have established a very different tone. If we had seen Nancy’s sudden grief, despondency, and desperate financial straights, we would have totally identified with her need to sell drugs, but Kohan doesn’t want that. This is a satirical show, and satire is one of the few subgenres in which we do not want to fully identify with the hero. In all good satire, the hero must also embody the hypocrisy that’s being skewered, at least to some extent. By making this a center-cut pilot, we are able to be a little dubious of Nancy’s pot dealing hypocrisy as we need to be.
Kohan could have included a voiceover to get us up to speed, but this is always a double-edged sword: It can increase our empathy with the hero, but it also decreases the immediacy of her world. We get to know her better, but we’re not in it with her, we’re outside of it with her.

Besides, in the years since this came out, voiceover has become too much of a fall-back for TV, and I find it refreshing not to have one here. I loved the Mr. Robot pilot, but more than once he narrated something in voiceover that was identical to what happened onscreen.

Instead, Kohan tackles the difficult task of catching us up on the fly, and pulls it off well.

By Matt BirdCharacter, Create a TV Show, Straying From the Party Line, Weeds0 Comments

08NovNovember 8, 2015

The Ultimate Pilot Story Checklist: Weeds

Nancy Botkin is a young widow in the suburban town of Agrestic who has turned to pot-dealing to make a living. In the pilot we meet her uptight best friend Celia, her sons Shane and Silas, Silas’s girlfriend Quinn (who is also Celia’s daughter), Nancy’s best customer Doug, Doug’s son Josh (who sells drugs for Nancy), and Nancy’s suppliers, Vaneeta and Conrad. In one story, Nancy finds out Josh is selling to kids and blackmails him into stopping when she finds out he’s gay, in another, Shane is bullied and fights back, in a third, Silas and Quinn want to have sex with Nancy’s okay.

PART 1: IS THIS A STRONG CONCEPT FOR AN ONGOING SERIES? (18/20)
The Pitch: Does this concept excite everyone who hears about it?
Does the concept satisfy the urges that get people to love and recommend this type of series?	It’s a pretty original show, but it certainly falls into the pay-cable-sitcom space of “snarky person transgresses society’s rules in outrageous and dangerous ways.” It succeeds as comedy, as satire, and as character drama.
Does the series establish its own unique point of view on its setting?	The great opening credits using “Little Boxes” establish Nancy’s jaundiced view on suburbia. Later, we get Nancy spying on other from her roof, which parallels the bird’s eye view of suburbia we get in the credits imagery.
Is there a central relationship we haven’t seen in a series before?	A PTA pot-dealer and her uptight friend.
Does the ongoing concept of the series contain a fundamental (and possibly fun) ironic contradiction?	Many. See: PTA pot-dealer.
Does the concept meet the content expectations of one particular intended network, venue, or audience?	Pay cable is all about sex and crime.
Even if the setting is unpleasant, is there something about this premise that is inherently appealing? (Something that will make the audience say, “Yes, I will be able to root for some aspect of this situation to recur episode after episode.”)	Nancy shuts down her dealer from dealing to kids, stands up to lame parents.
Series Fundamentals: Will this concept generate a strong ongoing series?
Is there one character (or sometimes two, in separate storylines) that the audience will choose to be their primary hero (although these heroes should probably be surrounded by an ensemble that can more than hold their own)?	Nancy.
If this is a TV series, is the hero role strong enough to get an actor to abandon a movie career, come to work in TV for the first time, and sign a five-year contract before shooting the pilot? (And even if not for TV, is the hero role still that strong, simply for narrative purposes?)	Very much so. Getting Mary Louise Parker to star in a TV series was a big get.
Is the show set in an unsafe space?	Very much so: breaking the law in a very tightly-controlled community.
Is this a setting that will bring (or has brought) different economic classes together?	Very much so: We begin with Nancy buying from black pot wholesalers in a poor neighborhood then selling it to rich people.
Will trouble walk in the door on a regular basis?	Pretty much.
Will the heroes be forced to engage in both physical and cerebral activity on a regular basis?	Yes.
Are there big stakes that will persist episode after episode?	Many: Will she get caught? Will her kids find out? Will she be caught up in drug violence?
Will the ongoing situation produce goals or mini-goals that can be satisfactorily resolved on a regular basis?	Yes.
The Pilot: Will this pilot episode be marketable and generate word of mouth?
Does the pilot contain all of the entertainment value inherent in the premise (rather than just setting everything up and promising that the fun will start next week)?	Yes, we jump right in: She’s already dealing, already running into problems.
Does the pilot feature an image we haven’t seen before (that can be used to promote the show)?	To a certain extent. They could have come up with a more iconic image for the pilot. They chose to focus on the baggies and marijuana leaves and that worked fine.
Is there something bold, weird, and never-before-seen about this concept and/or pilot?	PTA pot-dealer.
Is there a “HOLY CRAP!” scene somewhere along the way in the pilot (to create word of mouth)?	Not really. For as crazy as this show would get later on, the pilot doesn’t really push a lot of buttons.
Does the pilot build up potential energy that will power future episodes (secrets that will come out, potential romances, etc.)?	Very very much so. When will each kid find out, when will Celia find out, when will the cops find out, who will sell for her now, etc.
Even if this is episodic, is there a major twist or escalation at the end (though sometimes this twist will only be new to, or only revealed to, the audience) that will kick future episodes up a notch?	Not really: She finds out her 15 year old son is having sex, then she seems to maybe pursue an affair with Conrad, but that’s not clear.
PART 2: IS THIS A COMPELLING HERO (OR CO-HEROES IN DIFFERENT STORYLINES)? (16/16)
Believe: Do we recognize the hero (or co-heroes) as human?
Does the hero have a moment of humanity early on? (A funny, or kind, or oddball, or out-of-character, or comically vain, or unique-but-universal “I thought I was the only one who did that!” moment?)	When she fails to tries and fails to stand up to the PTA, then tries and fails to stand up to the drug dealers. Then she makes a joke: “Alright, alright, fine, I’m a bitch-ass bitch.” Also when her money has a ribbon on it (comically vain)
Does the hero have a well-defined public identity?	Widowed suburban mom
Does that ironically contrast with a hidden interior self?	Drug dealer
Does the hero have three rules he or she lives by (either stated or implied)?	Don’t sell to kids, don’t let my kids down, don’t get caught
Does the hero have a consistent metaphor family (drawn from his or her job, background, or developmental state)?	She has two: Combines PTA and drug-dealing “I’m the biggest game in the private community of Agrestic…Excuse me for trying to bring a little beauty into an ugly world.”
Does the hero have a default personality trait?	Sarcastic
Does the hero have a default argument tactic?	Just asks naive questions and frequently gets lied to. She’s not a good arguer.
Care: Do we feel for the hero (or co-heroes)?
Does the hero have a great flaw that is the flip side of his or her great strength?	She’s hypocritical. In the first scene she says the PTA need to get soda out of schools, yet she’s bringing drugs in.
Does the hero feel that this flaw cannot be resolved until it’s time to abandon the world of the show?	She feels she can only afford to maintain her old lifestyle by hypocritically selling drugs there, yes.
Does the flaw resonate with the theme and/or setting of the show?	Very much so. Everyone in Agrestic is a hypocrite.
Invest: Can we trust the hero (or co-heroes) to tackle this challenge?
Does the hero have a great strength that is the flip side of his or her great flaw?	Each of her two worlds gives her a greater perspective on her two world, and she has a canny business sense
Is the hero good at his or her job (or family role, if that’s his or her primary role)?	Yes, she’s a good pot dealer.
Is the hero surrounded by people who sorely lack his or her most valuable quality?	Yes, nobody else has her perspective on the doings of the suburb.
Is the hero curious?	Yes, but she’s still the last to know everything, because her distance keeps out of the gossip circles.
Is the hero generally resourceful?	Yes.
Does the hero use unique skills to solve problems (rather than doing what anybody else on the show would do)?	She uses neighborhood gossip to solve her dealer problems, etc.
PART 3: IS THIS A STRONG ENSEMBLE (BEYOND THE HERO OR CO-HEROES)? (11/13)
Powerful: Is each member of the ensemble able to hold his or her own?
If this is a network TV series, are there at least two more roles that are strong enough to get TV veterans to sign their own five-year contracts? (And even if not for network TV, are the characters still that strong, simply for narrative purposes?)	Very much so. Elizabeth Perkins, Romany Malco, and Kevin Nealon all had strong career histories.
Are all of the other regular roles strong enough on the page in this first episode to attract great actors? (ditto)	Pretty good. They even got good actors for the kids.
Does each member of the ensemble have a distinct and defensible point of view?	Yes. Kohan excels at generating sympathy and strong voices for everyone.
Is each character defined primarily by actions and attitudes, not by his or her backstory?	Yes. Even the kids are defined here by their interactions in the pilot, not by any memories of their dead dad.
Do all of the characters consciously and unconsciously prioritize their own wants, rather than the wants of others? (Good characters don’t serve good, evil characters don’t serve evil.)	Very much so. There is never any good or evil in Kohan’s world, just personal goals and desires, and varying levels of ethics.
Do most of the main characters have some form of decision-making power? (And is the characters’ boss or bosses also part of the cast, so that major decisions will not be made by non-regulars?)	Everybody is an independent contractor here.
Balanced: Do the members of the ensemble balance each other out?
Whether this is a premise or episodic pilot, is there one point-of-view who needs this world explained (who may or may not be the hero)?	No. The pilot very skillfully gets us up to speed by little bits of background dialogue sprinkled throughout.
Does it take some effort for the POV character to extract other characters’ backstories?	NA
Are the non-3-dimensional characters impartially polarized into head, heart and gut (or various forms of 2-way or 4-way polarization)?	Not really, everybody’s pretty 3-dimensional, even Celia. This tends to be a hallmark of shows with black and white characters, because polarizing that world comes off as racist.
Does each member of the ensemble have a distinct metaphor family (different from the hero’s, even if they’re in the same profession)?	Shane teen: “She’s totally deaf!” Silas: kid “Did they French kiss?” Celia: Boosterism “So many of our girls are watching their weight” “Give yourselves a round of applause everyone” Conrad: Pop culture. “Enron! Worldcon!” That’s the rain man of weed right there. You know I’m full service
Does each member of the ensemble have a different default personality trait?	Shane: Awkward, frustrated, angry Silas: Sly, cocky, glum Celia: Uptight Conrad: political, sly,
Does each member of the ensemble have a different default argument tactic?	Shane: Beligerant “’Turn the show back on.” Silas: Insinuation, legalism “We weren’t under your roof.” Celia: Dictatorial, brooks no opposition Conrad: Plants an idea, waits for it to blossom
Is there at least one prickly character who creates sparks whenever he or she appears?	Celia
PART 4: IS THE PILOT EPISODE A STRONG STAND-ALONE STORY AND GOOD TEMPLATE FOR THE ONGOING SERIES? (22/22)
Template: Does this match and/or establish the standard format of this type of series
Does the pilot have (or establish) the average length for its format?	Yes, it’s exactly 30 minutes.
If this is intended for a form of commercial media, does the pilot have the right number of commercial breaks for its intended venue?	NA
If this is intended for commercial TV, does every act end on a cliffhanger or escalation, especially the middle one (and, if not intended for commercial TV, does it still have escalations happening in roughly the same places, simply for narrative purposes)?	Escalations: 10 minutes in: Reluctantly agrees to give drugs to Josh to sell, 20 minutes in: Confronts him about selling to kids, 30 minutes: Walks in on her kids having sex.
Does the pilot establish the general time frame for most upcoming episodes of this series?	Sure, a week’s time frame is about right for most episodes.
Do all of the pilot’s storylines intercut believably within that time frame?	Yes.
If this is a premise pilot, is the basic premise established by the midpoint, leaving time for a foreshortened typical episode story in the second half?	It’s not a premise pilot. The whole episode is fairly typical.
Pilot Story Fundamentals: Does the pilot episode have a strong story?
Does the pilot provide at least one satisfactory stand-alone story (even if that story is just the accomplishment of a mini-goal)?	Yes: Shane gets revenge, Silas has sex, Josh and Celia get their comeuppance, etc.
Is this episode’s plot simple enough to spend more time on character than plot?	It’s pretty plotty, but it’s just simple enough.
Is the pilot’s challenge something that is not just hard for the hero to do (an obstacle) but hard for the hero to want to do (a conflict)?	It’s hard to decide if her 15 year old son is allowed to have sex, hard to make money selling drugs but keep it out of the hands of kids.
First Half: Is the problem established in a way that reflects human nature?
Does the hero start out with a short-term goal for this episode?	Get sugary drinks banned from schools
Does a troubling situation (episodic pilot) or major change in the status quo (premise pilot) develop near the beginning of the episode?	Troubling situations: Silas wants to have sex, Shane is acting angry (obsessed with hunting show), Josh wants drugs but won’t convincingly promise not to sell to kids.
Does the hero eventually commit to dealing with this situation personally?	Watches Silas closely, Gives Shane advice, Makes Josh promise
Do the hero’s efforts quickly lead to an unforeseen conflict with another person?	Celia wants Nancy to promise kids won’t have sex and points out to her that Josh is dealing to kids, Shane gets into fight with bully.
Does the hero try the easy way throughout the second quarter?	Yes, just snoops around Silas, extracts phony promise from Josh, tries to get Shane to enjoy Soccer.
Does this culminate in a major midpoint setback or escalation of the problem (whether or not there’s a commercial break)?	Yes, all three openly defy her: Quinn flat out asks her if she and Silas can have sex in her house, Josh taunts her that he’s selling to kids. Shane gets beaten up.
Second Half: Is the mini-goal resolved as the ongoing trouble escalates?
Does the hero try the hard way from this point on?	She blackmails Josh, lays down the law with Silas, tells Shane to stand up for himself.
By halfway through, are character decisions driving the plot, rather than external plot complications?	Yes.
Are the stakes increased as the pace increases and the motivation escalates?	Yes.
Does a further setback force the hero to adopt a wider view of the problem?	Literally: In order to talk it out with Quinn, she gets up on the roof, which gives her the solution to her Josh problem.
After that setback, does the hero finally commit to pursuing a corrected goal?	She shuts Josh down.
Before the final quarter of the story begins, (if not long before) has the hero switched to being proactive, instead of reactive?	Yes, finally.
After the climax, does either the hero, the point of view character or a guest star have a personal revelation and/or life change, possibly revealed through reversible behavior?	She admits that she has no idea what she’s doing and goes to Conrad for comfort (reversing her confident rejection of him earlier.)
PART 5: IS EACH SCENE THE BEST IT CAN BE? (22/23) The first scene with Josh
The Set-Up: Does this scene begin with the essential elements it needs?
Were tense and/or hopeful (and usually false) expectations for this interaction established beforehand?	She gets away from her kids by saying, “It’s a neighborhood watch thing.”
Does the scene eliminate small talk and repeated beats by cutting out the beginning (or possibly even the middle)?	No, it starts from the beginning.
Is this an intimidating setting that keeps characters active?	He jumps out at her, her kids are inside, we now know that there’s a neighborhood watch.
Is one of the scene partners not planning to have this conversation (and quite possibly has something better to do)?	She doesn’t want to.
Is there at least one non-plot element complicating the scene?	Winged Migration used up his pot stash.
Does the scene establish its own mini-ticking-clock (if only through subconscious anticipation)?	She’s told her kids she’ll be right back.
The Conflict: Do the conflicts play out in a lively manner?
Does this scene both advance the plot and reveal character?	Yes.
Are one or more characters in the scene emotionally affected by this interaction or action as the scene progresses?	After he leaves, she sees a sign that says “Agrestic: First in pride” and feels sad.
Does the audience have (or develop) a rooting interest in this scene (which may sometimes shift)?	We’re rooting for her.
Are two agendas genuinely clashing (rather than merely two personalities)?	He wants drugs to sell, she’s reluctant to provide them.
Does the scene have both a surface conflict and a suppressed conflict (one of which is the primary conflict in this scene)?	Surface: Will she sell him the drugs? Suppressed: What kind of person am I? Am I poisoning my community?
Is the suppressed conflict (which may or may not come to the surface) implied through subtext (and/or called out by the other character)?	The sign calls it out and he calls it out. After her coffee cup spills out of the car, he warns her that it's a dangerous drug.
Are the characters cagy (or in denial) about their own feelings?	Yes.
Do characters use verbal tricks and traps to get what they want, not just direct confrontation?	He says he heard that Shane needs braces.
Is there re-blocking, including literal push and pull between the scene partners (often resulting in just one touch)?	Just a little: he climbs up front, gets out. They only touch when she hands over the drugs.
Are objects given or taken, representing larger values?	She hands over the drugs, he puts the money in her glove compartment when she won’t take it.
If this is a big scene, is it broken down into a series of mini-goals?	It’s a small scene, just one goal
The Outcome: Does this scene change the story going forward?
As a result of this scene, does at least one of the scene partners end up doing something that he or she didn’t intend to do when the scene began?	She hands over the drugs.
Does the outcome of the scene ironically reverse (and/or ironically fulfill) the original intention?	It’s not ironic.
Are previously-asked questions answered?	Where was she going? How is she selling?
Are new questions posed that will be left unanswered for now?	Will he sell to kids?
Is the audience left with a growing hope and/or fear for what might happen next? (Not just in the next scene, but generally)	We don’t trust him. We’re worried about her slippery slope.
Does the scene cut out early, on a question (possibly to be answered instantly by the circumstances of the next scene)?	Is she betraying her community? When we cut to the next scene we see that she isn’t.
PART 6: IS THIS POWERFUL DIALOGUE? (15/15)
Empathetic: Is the dialogue true to human nature?
Does the writing demonstrate empathy for all of the characters?	Very much so.
Does each of the characters, including the hero, have a limited perspective?	Very much so.
Are the characters resistant to openly admitting their feelings (to others and even to themselves)?	Very much so.
Do the characters avoid saying things they wouldn’t say?	Yes.
Do the characters listen poorly?	Yes.
Do the characters interrupt each other more often than not?	Yes.
Specific: Is the dialogue specific to this world and each personality?
Does the dialogue capture the culturally-specific syntax of the characters (without necessarily attempting to replicate non-standard pronunciation)?	Very much so. The differences in syntax in the white pot world and the black pot world are a source of comedy, as is Nancy’s inability to master the syntax of the latter. See again, “Okay, fine, I’m a bitch ass… bitch.”
Does the dialogue capture the jargon of the profession and/or setting?	“I only sold him shake”
Does the dialogue capture the tradecraft of the profession being portrayed?	We see the mechanics of wholesale and retail.
Heightened: Is the dialogue more pointed and dynamic than real talk?
Is the dialogue more concise than real talk?	Yes.
Does the dialogue have more personality than real talk?	Yes. Shane’s awkwardness is very real, but the charming way he talks about his awkwardness certainly has more personality than real life.
Is there a minimum of commas in the dialogue (the lines are not prefaced with Yes, No, Well, Look, or the other character’s name)?	Yes.
Do non-professor characters speak without dependent clauses, conditionals, or parallel construction?	Yes.
Is there one gutpunch scene, where the subtext falls away and the characters really lay into each other?	From Josh.
PART 7: DOES THE PILOT MANAGE ITS TONE TO CREATE AND FULFILL AUDIENCE EXPECTATIONS? (10/10)
Genre and Mood: Does the series tap into pre-established expectations?
Does the series fit within one genre (or compatible sub-genres)?	It blends two seemingly incompatible subgenres, family sitcom and crime show, but it feels somewhat seamless (for now. Tone problems will soon emerge)
Are unrealistic genre-specific elements a big metaphor for a more common experience (not how life really is, but how life really feels)?	Everybody feels like a fraud who’s about to be found out, especially in seemingly-perfect communities.
Separate from the genre, does the pilot establish an overall mood for the series?	Lightly satirical
If there are multiple storylines, do they establish the spectrum of moods available within that overall mood?	Each storyline is semi-serious, semi-funny.
Is there a moment early on that establishes the type and level of jeopardy?	She gets shut down by both Celia and Vaneeta.
Framing: Does the pilot set, reset, upset and ultimately exceed its own expectations?
Are there framing devices (flashforwards, framing sequences and/or first person narration) to set the mood, pose a dramatic question, and/or pose ongoing questions?	No, we dive right in.
Is there a dramatic question posed early on, which will establish in the audience’s mind which moment will mark the end of the pilot?	Will they have sex under her roof?
Does foreshadowing create anticipation and suspense (and refocus the audience’s attention on what’s important)?	Everything at the end is foreshadowed nicely: the broken skylight pays off (and lots of looking straight down imagery) in the sex, the bear imagery pays off with the video, the hunting pays off.
Are set-up and pay-off used to dazzle the audience, distracting attention from plot contrivances?	The roof problems give them an excuse to be on the roof, which allows her to see the gay shenanigans she shouldn’t be able to see.
Is the dramatic question of the pilot episode’s plot answered near the end of the story?	They have sex in her house but not technically under her roof.
PART 8: DOES THE PILOT CREATE A MEANINGFUL ONGOING THEME? (14/14)
Pervasive: Is the theme interwoven into many aspects of the show?
Does the ensemble as a whole have a unique philosophy about how to fill their role (and competition from an allied force with a different philosophy)?	She won’t sell to kids, and forces out her competitor/sometimes ally when she finds out he is.
Does the pilot have a statement of philosophy and/or theme, usually either at the beginning or ¾ of the way in. (Sometimes this will be the ensemble’s statement of philosophy, sometimes this merely be the implied theme of the series itself.)	“Maybe black people need to start stealing a little bit bigger” Black people don’t steal enough to become respectable, which is why they go to jail and whites don’t.
Can the show’s overall ongoing theme be stated in the form of a classic good vs. good (or evil vs. evil) dilemma?	Bad vs. bad: Lose a seemingly perfect life or sell drugs. Also chaos vs. control.
Throughout the pilot, do the characters have to choose between goods, or between evils, instead of choosing between good and evil?	Let Josh sell to kids? Let kids have sex?
Are the storylines in the pilot thematically linked (preferably in an indirect, subtle way)?	Sell to kids / let kids have sex / let kid take revenge or not.
Are small details throughout the pilot tied into the theme?	Video camera bear = fake innocence with hidden hypocritical agenda / Equally fake TV bear hunting = diet soda = commodification of hypocrisy
Will the heroes grapple with new moral gray areas in each episode?	Yes.
Grounded: Do the stakes ring true to the world of the audience?
Does the series’ set-up reflect the way the world works?	Yes, in a slightly exaggerated way.
Does the series have authentic things to say about this type of setting?	Very much so: diet soda in the schools, knock-off purse to maintain illusions, etc.
Does the ongoing concept include twinges of real life national pain?	Very much so: the hypocrisy of the drug war.
Are these issues presented in a way that avoids moral hypocrisy?	Yes.
Do all of the actions in the pilot have real consequences?	Yes.
Untidy: Is the dilemma ultimately irresolvable?
Do the characters refuse (or fail) to synthesize the meaning of the pilot episode’s story, forcing the audience to do that?	She fails. She merely cries for Conrad without saying anything.
Does the end of the pilot leave the thematic dilemma wide open and irresolvable?	Very.

Almost perfect! 128/131

Jenji Kohan writes some of the best pilots around, but her shows tend to run into problems later. Are there warning signs hidden under the surface? Let’s explore for the next two weeks!

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